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Now, we love to hear from you with all your thoughts, be they good, indifferent, or bad. What we can't do, however, is sit on the phone listening to them all day as we have three children who make that sort of activity very very tricky indeed. We hope you understand, therefore, why we have not put our phone number on the website. That said, we do have a super-duper Nessie phone that is always in our pocket and receives all your lovely emails. Instantly. So, in fact this is far and away the best way to get hold of us for anything from eulogies to full-blown complaints and for help with everything from working the website to discussing a bespoke comission. If you are desperate to hear the sound of our voice (and have the stomach to cope with the background noise caused by three young boys beating each other up while their mother's back is turned) then please include a number that we can get hold of you on in your email and a good time to call. We will do our best to comply.

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